Im sitting quietly studying the theory of computer graphics when..
I notice Sandra is not answering; so I get up and rush towards the phone to try and get there before its cuts out to voice mail. Its not easy; unlocking doors and moving in the dark.
Me – “Hello”
Schnorrer – “Hi. Is that Mr Pillemer?”
Me – “Yes. Who is this?”
Schnorrer – “Hi. I am calling from the Natal Settlers can I have a moment of your time?”
Me – “No. I am about to eat supper.”
Schnorrer – “Can I call you back in an hour?”
Me – “No. Please don’t call me.”
Schnorrer – “You are such an arse!” (slamming phone down or me!) .